Suzuki Speaks Pensioners
Suzuki Speaks Pensioners, Japan expert and interesting character Hiroshi Suzuki speaks about life in Japan, and the missing pensioners. (Suzuki, pictured right)Today we interview Hiroshi about the missing centenarians in Japan. What are centenarians? I think it is a sports team of very old, old people. No we are told, Centenarians - they are just,.... REALLY, REALLY old people. And Japan has lost them! Get this they have lived in Japan for a really long time, but nobody can find them! They are old,,..and wily! 100 Missing Pensioners Found!!!Hiroshi Suzuki cares for them and interviews with Japan Living in front of the 7-11 where the pensioners and the local bosozoku gang are hanging out.JL: Well Hiroshi, how did you find the centenarians or missing pensioners? Hiroshi: Ah...they at my house (says occasional construction worker) Hiroshi Suzuki. Prease send pension check to me, address: PO Box 489 Yokohama-shi, Kanagawa 250-8629 JL: Hiroshi how are the pensioners doing? Hiroshi: They good. They don`t talk much but they good. One pensioner he kamikaze. JL. Former kamikaze Hiroshi: Why you say formal kamikaze he not formal wear, he wear kamikaze clothes. Don`t intellupt me! JL: Solly! Hiroshi: Why you talk like Japanese? JL: Uh,...sorry! Hiroshi: He stay at kamikaze base, commander say, "Hey you, Sakamoto, you fry prane down to battleship here,...and you clash prane into battleship,.....any questions? Sakamoto say: "Yes one question,...are you fucking crazy!!!?" JL: That sounds like just an old joke. Hiroshi: No joke! It true! JL: So you want all the pension checks sent to you, this sounds a little suspicious Hiroshi. Hiroshi: Not suspicious,...Missing Pensioner eat a lot, plus more missing pensioner everyday come my house.---government keep losing pensioner. I find them, keep my house. JL: You are very kind. Hiroshi: Yes me kindness. Send check so we play pachinko for support more pensioner, and buy one cup sake to keep stlong body. JL: Thank you for taking time to talk with us today. Hiroshi: No probrem!
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Suzuki Speaks Pensioners - Article Below from Japan Today: The article below is true. Often the truth is stranger than fiction! Remains of missing elderly woman kept in son's backpack TOKYO — Remains believed to be those of a missing woman, who would have been aged 104 if she were alive, have been found in a backpack at her son’s apartment in Tokyo’s Ota Ward after he admitted to the local authorities that his mother died about nine years ago, police said Friday. The 64-year-old son of Kikue Mitsuishi initially told ward officials, who are trying to confirm the whereabouts of missing elderly people in the ward, that his mother was in Niigata Prefecture. He has also admitted to having received his mother’s pension up until six years ago, investigators said. Police will conduct a DNA analysis of the remains to confirm the identity of the person, while investigating the case with an eye to pressing fraud charges against him for illegally receiving the pension. |
