Get THE LOOK, Get Passport Enhancer

Passport Enhancer,JL Tokyo,

Don`t you hate it when you do look like your passport photo!?

But what if you don`t?

Have you thought about that. That can be a problem as well!

I have often had this problem at airports. My passport and I get scrutinized very much at airport check in and security. It took a long time for them to check and let me through until I realized,,,..

The Secret!

What I had been doing and what almost everyone does is they have their passport photo taken after they have had a shower and got themselves all cleaned up. Then they go to a photo studio and have their photos done. The photographer may even hand you a comb to be sure your hair is just right.

Come on everyone! After a 16 hour red eye from Tokyo to Chicago with Tom the insurance salesman next to you, occupying his seat -- and yours all the way, we don`t look like our passport photos any more.

We look more like Don King in a sandstorm!

We look like Joan Rivers before the fifth facelift!

Why you ask?

Because of this, buy

Passport Enhancer

and

Get

THE LOOK

Before you get those passports photos done at the studio!

With our easy to apply travel kit, we`ll have you looking like you flew economy from Kyoto to South Africa indirect!and the air conditioning failed on the way!

You will look absolutely terrible and you will have us to thank!

Now with our patented: "THE LOOK," You will be hastled less than Guido the Killer Pimp! Or Suzuki the infamous Yamaguchi Gumi!

That`s right! We guarantee it!

You see our patented Kit comes with special eye make up to give you that:

“I just got off a flight from New York black bags, under the eye look!”

And that`s not all,!

We also throw in our patent pending fake blackheads and whiteheads kit!

(Proudly Made in China)

Just paste a few of those suckers around your nose and mouth area (stick them everywhere) if you`re a teenager, or work for McDonald`s,

...and you are all set for the rudest most nosey immigration or security check!

Believe me, we have even tested this at LAX, and even they became polite and respectful.

(I mean you have to feel sorry for someone who looks that bad after a flight!--the LAX staff stopped their racial profiling for a moment and looked in awe at our test subject from MooseJaw, Saskatchewan). A few even hummed a few bars from Auld Lang Sein.

I won`t tell you who our test subject was but I`ll just give the initials,

Bert Armstrong

1529 Moosehead Road,

Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan,

Great White North eh,

Canada (Turn right at Alaska at the Shell Station, you can`t miss it!)

VIP 289

Tel. 209-642-8934 Don`t call collect! His granny doesn`t like it eh!

Act Now as Supplies are Limited!

"Send Me to Where ever you are sending my bags anyway."

It is great for non-native English speakers, I mean at check in you don`t even have to open your mouth, just show the airline check in clerk the sign.

And you`ll be surprised when you end up in San Juan, Puerto Rico. Or somewhere more exotic! It is always a blast to try to guess, where they will take you and your bags!

(Pictured: a Photo from my last trip where I used the sign, the sand was amazing. I could never seem to find the beach though,...oh well...)

The sign is great at parties too!

(Proudly Made in China of the highest quality ASIAN plastic!)

I like the sign! Because of it I never lose my bags! No more running around Rome in the same pair of underwear, with my fraternity pals after me,......Ooops, that was another story,....

Anyway I think you get the just of it.

Passport Enhancer Testimonials

No one would take me seriously.

Until I got, "THE LOOK."

So I use Passport Enhancer, to get more challenging software design jobs! I love you guys!"

--Charlotte Webster

"I used to work four days straight on a project and get the same effects as Passport Enhancer. I did jobs with a guy named Steve. Now though, with a wife, various philanthropical activities, litigation, and other responsibilities in my life, I can`t spend the kind of time it takes to get that patented "Passport Enhancer LOOK." Plus my wife wouldn`t put up with me not showering! So thank you Passport Enhancer!

--Bill Gates, Microsoft

Sure other companies will tell you, just don`t wash for four days and you too can get THE LOOK. But don`t waste your time, and don`t be fooled. Call Passport Enhancer NOW!

1-800-THE-LOOK

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From Passport Enhancer to Japan Living (home) *Offer available only in Kansai and Kanto, Japan. Not sold in stores, however available at certain ramen shops. You must be living in Japan to obtain this great product!