Humor about Japan
Humor about Japan: Comedy about life in Japan
(Pictured, FAG Motors in Oimachi, Kanagawa by Richard Baladad)
It`s the water and a lot more! I`m absolutely lovin` the tangy taste of the tap water these days. I don`t know what they are doin` to it,but keep it up eh! I love it! I got into an argument with a friend over it though. I think we were had been tagether too much eh. But anyway, he said about the water, "It`s the plutonium!""No I says, it`s the cesium112."Then outta nowhere, a funky announcer comes on and says:"Hey you two, it`s the plutonium and the cesium."So there ya have it! I`m as happy as my friend Geoff, who said, "I don`t need to eat vegetables."Me neither! Now no one can scold me for not eatin` my greens. "Eat your peas!" "Screw off bucko!" "Another helping of steak please." Four steaks a night. I am on protein overload!!! Yarr!
Bring on Schwartzanegger! Arrghhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Humor about Japan If you enjoy comedy about Japan, poking fun at life here, you have come to the right place! While we enjoy living in this interesting country, everyone needs a joke or two, and laughing at the absurdity of life keeps us going! If you have a funny story about Japan share it below! Also you can upload a funny photo too. We love YOUR stories! When we find a video that is helpful for our visitors, like a well done English lesson, we have to share it! Hot Japanese Girls -- Japan is full of them in the summertime. Not that Japanese girls aren`t hot all year round, it is just that they are hotter in the
summertime.
Japan in Springtime Means.... You know it is Spring in Japan when your eyes glaze over as you stare at yet another cherry blossom. Miss Suzuki your gorgeous office lady colleague confesses in a dulunken slur how handsome you are, "Mister Kevin."
Too bad your wife is sitting next to you at the time...
Humor about Japan - JT Japan Toebacco JT Japan Toebacco Says it's Diversifying! "Before we just killed 'em! But now we try to cure 'em too." --Yoshi Shindamoto,
President of JT
Humor about Japan - I Love People Smoking Next to Me Originally published in The Vancouver Sun Tokyo:Japan Living (JL) God I love people smoking next to me! Japan is a great country for a guy like me. I love the smell on my clothes and my hair. I don't smoke myself, I don't need to. I get enough when I go to any movie theatre lobby, restaurant or coffee shop here. It's a great place for smoke inhalation. Tokyo Comedy StoreIf you like comedy go and see some at the store I founded. I no longer perform with the Tokyo Comedy Store (luckily for you!), but I recommend catching one of their shows if you live in or happen to be going to Tokyo.Traveling New York to Tokyo is not Fun!Get THE LOOK, Get Passport EnhancerDon`t you hate it when you do look like your passport photo!? But what if you don`t? Have you thought about that. That can be a problem as well! I have often had this problem at airports. My passport and I get scrutinized very much at airport check in and security. It took a long time for them to check and let me through until I realized,,,..
The Secret is in....Passport Enhancer!
Suzuki Speaks
Occasional construction worker and interesting character Hiroshi Suzuki (pictured at right) speaks about non-Japanese and life in Japan.Hiroshi has this to say about the missing
Japanese pensioners.
Comedy about Japan, I planned on staying here for one year, but I am still here almost half my life later. Men, be careful of those Japanese women! Women, be careful of those Japanese men! I never imagined spending my life in a country where sometimes the seafood is so fresh it jumps on your plate, where the people drink an ethanol-like liquid you can run your car on called "sake," nor a country where "yes" sometimes means "no," and fashionable ladies can be seen sporting
Mickey Mouse bags.
Humor about Japan Hey, hey! They`re the Scrunchies! Maybe you have to be a very big man to understand this? The big non-Asian men I know, understand what we are talking aboutin this humor piece. And it is meant to be tongue in cheek: There is something different about old Japanese men. What is it? Confused? I know that we all age and with that, our faces change, but with Japanese men it is like something tragic has happened. Like something has fallen out of the sky. If you are a western male in Japan you will know what I am talking about, you will know what I mean when I say that old Japanese males are "The Scrunchies!" A Chance Encounter on Air Canada Flight 4Boy the famous people you meet! -- A Chance Encounter on a flight to Tokyo:"So what do you do?" "I'm an announcer." "Oh yah, what have you done lately?" "Batteries not included, and .... some assembly required." "I've heard you!!!" "I'm the guy who does all the 'sold separatelies too." "Can I have your autograph, uh,...it's for my wife, ...she loves you!" The Japanese Office
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