Give a Man a Fish

You give a man a fish and you feed him for a day,But you teach him to fish and he catches all the blue fin tuna!

You give a man a fish and feed him for a day,Then the woman says where the hell is my fish!!!?

You give a man a fish and feed him for a day,but if you teach him to open a can of spam then he can sing the SPAM song:

SPAM,SPAM,SPAM,SPAM,SPAM, lovely spam, beautiful spam!!!Lovely Spam!

I love spam, especially the penis enlargement one,they make me feel so engrossed.

You give a man a fish and feed him for a day,but hey! If you give him two fish well you feed him for count`em--2 whole days!

You give a man a fish and feed him for a day, unless you are at a wedding in Peru, where they will slap you with that fish.

Hey quit slappin` me with a fish man! I`m an English teacher in Japan!

You give a man a fish and feed him for a day,but you could just give him a can of tuna.........

You give a man a fish and feed him for a day,but what if he hates fish!? Have you ever thought of that?! Well have ya!?

You gotta fight, for your right, to SUSHI!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Japanese Hotel's rules and regulations, remind me not to stay there:

"Guests are requested not to smike or do other disgusting behaviours in bed."

At another hotel in Japan:

"All female guests are welcome. Please bring own towels for morning show."

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