American Culture Arrives in Japan!

by Kevin Burns
(Kanagawa, Japan)

American Culture Arrives in Japan!

Humor about Japan - Yes, Hooters has hit our shores. Paris Hilton was kept out of Japan, but Hooters was deemed acceptable. Congratulations Hooters!

Reports indicate that the microwaves are brand spanking new, and the crew of Hooters Tokyo is adept at heating up those frozen chicken wings.

Ummmh! I love a well microwaved dish! Truth be told, you get a chef who knows how to thaw, and I am there, with buddies in tow!

Gentlemen,

Here is the direct Babelfish translation of the address explanation from the Hooters website:

"Address 〒100-0014 The Tokyo Chiyoda Ku Nagatacho 2-14-3 the Akasaka Tokyu plaza 2F TEL 03-6206-1242 FAX 03-6206-1243 remark According to of extension “Akasaka Mitsuke station” getting off moat of the Ginza line circle oral walking 1 minute Hanzou gate line “Nagatacho station” getting off 8th oral direct communication North and south line “Nagatacho station” getting off 9th oral walking 3 minute The Yuraku Cho line “Nagatacho station” getting off 6th oral walking 4 minute"

Frankly I find the "8th oral direct communication," phrase in poor taste! LOL

"Circle oral walking?"

"Getting off 8th oral direct communication"

(You bet it`s direct communication!)

Oral walking, how do you do that, Suzuki? I only know "Dead Man Walking," but Oral walking sounds difficult,awkward, and even dangerous if you have to cross busy intersections.